3,106: The number of carats in the largest diamond ever found.
.00000007: The value in diamonds of the largest carrot ever found.
- Seth Meyers (via latenightseth)
"There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground."
- Cameron Tucker, Modern Family (via unsedated)
"My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
- Michelle K., First Love. (via michellekpoems)